Things I WILL NOT MISS About Minnesota

1. Minnesotans
2. Salt
3. Nobody understands how to say my son's name
4. Traffic
5. the term "Up North"
6. how Minnesotans constantly bitch about the weather: in the summer, no matter what the temp is, it's too hot and they "can't wait for it to cool down" and in the winter there's either too much snow and it's too cold, or "there's not enough snow so no one can get on their snowmobiles and it might as well warm up then if we can't get on our sleds"
7. Don't worry, I'll think of more