Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Fear Factor

Oh goodie, Mommy's going to feed me again! (happy face, swinging legs, opening mouth like a bird) What will it be today Mommy? Peaches? Peas? Ooh, ooh how about some of those yellow pear things?! Mmmmm, I sure love those. Here she comes...yum, yum (opening mouth big and wide). Chomp, chomp...hey! Wha? These aren't pears! Oh god, I'm gonna puke! This tastes like sawdust! What is this? Mom, what is this? Chicken. Chicken? I hate chicken (coughing and letting the drool along with the chicken spill out of mouth)!

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