Today's Agenda

"Let's see, I've slept in til 8:00, given Daddy plenty of time to snooze. I think today I'll be the biggest pain in the butt I have ever been in my short existance! My agenda:

1. eat the plant in the living room
2. mess up the pile of DVDs and CDs daddy is trying to put away
3. ignore all my toys when placed in front of me for the chance to crawl into the kitchen
4. poop my pants when put into the bouncy chair...green beans, too! Big one!"

It all went according to Colter's schedule until I managed to find a way to get five minutes of peace to get something done: