Whither bathrobes, Papa?

Colter and I having a discussion after his bath this evening:

Me: We need to get you a robe that ties around your waist.
C: You mean like Mama's?
Me: Yes, this one's too old now.
C: How come you don't have a bathrobe?
Me: Because I get out of the bath and zip-zip-zip, I'm dry. Momma lounges in hers and takes her time putting on her makeup, drying her hair, and getting ready for work.
C: Mommies take a long time to get ready after a bath. Daddies take like two minutes. Zip!